Hi, my name's Ruby Tuesday.
Allow me to be completely and utterly frank with you. I am sick to death of submitting countless formal applications addressing endless selection criteria. Hell, it bores me writing the things, I couldn't begin to imagine how tedious it must be to read them. Multiply my jejune cover letter by 1,000 submissions for a single job in this current market... and I think the recruitment guy just quit. I want to get noticed and this is how I'm going to do it.
If you are a prospective employer, allow me to clearly state the following. Concentrate and read each individual word in a slow and meticulous manner...
I need you. You need me.
Already this sounds like a deal maker, yeah?
I hear your "not quite" response and offer a little more detail.
Take a look around, use the links on the left to find out more about Ruby Tuesday and why you should HIRE ME!